I know, I know. I missed a week.

I promised I wouldn’t do that and then I did. Your confidence in me is shot. Deal with it. Life ain’t perfect, kid.

Anywho, this is just a brief interlude before tomorrow’s for-real entry because sometimes you just want to jot down a sentence that you never realized existed until it became time to use it. And that sentence is:
This week, my buddy Tom performed acupuncture on a giraffe.

(The preceding sentence is both 100% true and 100% amazing.)

That is all. For now.