Sometimes, as you’re driving to work and still half-asleep, you imagine things that may or may not have happened. Did I just run that red light? Did I just cut that guy off? I did remember to turn off the iron before I left the house, right?
Today, however, was a little different.
As I pulled in to a parking place at work I thought, “Was that the Girls Gone Wild bus parked out on the street? Turns out it was. There were, however, no girls (wild or otherwise) in sight. Apparently the GGW crew travels in style. If by style you mean ‘a skeevy-looking winnebago with an overnight at the finest Red Roof Inn that Hanover, Maryland has to offer.’
Weird.
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes I fall asleep with Comedy Central on and wake up about 3am to GGW adverts stuffing subliminal messages into my sleeping brain. (Studies have shown that doing this may cause you to drink large quantites of booze and take your shirt off…)
But..This…This solidifies my suspicion—It’s all w/t, baby…alll w/t.