Nothing newsworthy/noteworthy to report, other than the fact that I think we should combine those two words in to one catch-all. New word: ‘newtworthy’.

Yes, thank you, I am brilliant.

It’s an unnaturally slow day here at the office, so I figured I’d take this opportunity to say hi to anyone who came here via blogtimore.com. I feel like I’ve joined a community, as if I’ve taken a step to become part of something larger, like I’ve been given….

…awww, forget it. I’m just vain and want people to read me.

So anyway, if you’re curious, you can learn all about me by reading the following survey that I just totally made up and gave myself.

Name: Mike
Age: 3 days shy of 29
Hometown: Hagerstown, Maryland
But now lives in: Baltimore, Maryland
Specifically: Woodberry
For a living I: Get my soul crushed in a very cube-intensive environment
I’d really like to: Have parts of my day that don’t involve a desk and a computer, get out of the office from time to time, and maybe find a way to wrap that around one of my geekitudes (read: history)
That would probably involve: going back to school for something I probably should have studied the first time
But that would mean: I would have had to go to a different school
And thus: I never would have met the guy that introduced me to my future wife
And that makes me: Sad
On a happier note, I have: A Diet Coke next to me.
And Diet Coke: Rules
Tonight I’ll: Go home, meet up with the Girl, and either go to the gym (if rainy) or take a long walk (if sunny)
Then: Dinner (something about chicken and a parmesan cheese crust) and a little Lost
This weekend I’ll: Drink some beers, go watch some lacrosse, and then eat some birthday cake and surf-n-turf.
Favorite B’more Restaurant – Fancy Shmancy: Fleming’s
Favorite B’more Restaurant – For the Average Joe: There’s no right answer here. Maybe Nacho Mama’s for the combo of good food and great memories. Also – Wharf Rat (Fell’s) for the best chicken fingers and fish-n-chips in town, Brewer’s Art for the best fries, Dizzie Issie’s for the best bar food, Holy Frijoles for the best chimichanga, and Fazzini’s (up in Cockysville) for some of the best pasta that’s quick and cheap. Ok wait, I totally forgot about El Salto (uno or dos, doesn’t matter) for the best all around Mexican. God I’m hungry.
I’m so out of the Scene I: Don’t even have a favorite bar anymore
And I’m: A-ok with that
Chimpanzees: Always funny

So yeah, that’s a little slice of me. You’re welcome. I’m sure I’ve glossed over some important things. Like how I tend to live in one of about 5 pairings of cargo shorts and golf shirts, how I think the new Battlestar Galactica is one of the best TV shows of any category in quite a long time, and how I have a tendency to overanalyze things to the point of nausea.

Happy Wednesday to one and all.

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