In case you’re wondering, which I know you are, this is exactly how I feel:<\/p>\n
I feel like someone has taken a badger, warmed it slightly, dipped it in muddy water and shoved it up my nose. This badger, being an ornery sort, will occaisionally reach down my throat and draw one razor-sharp claw along the back of my esophogus. (esophagus? esophogas?)<\/p>\n
The shower seems to help, what with the hot water and the relaxation and the steam and whatnot, but I can’t really stay in there all day. People would start to wonder what was going on and I bet my boss would be less than understanding.<\/p>\n
Besides, I’d get all pruney.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In case you’re wondering, which I know you are, this is exactly how I feel: I feel like someone has taken a badger, warmed it slightly, dipped it in muddy water and shoved it up my nose. This badger, being … Continue reading