I know, I know. I missed a week.<\/p>\n
I promised I wouldn’t do that and then I did. Your confidence in me is shot. Deal with it. Life ain’t perfect, kid.<\/p>\n
Anywho, this is just a brief interlude before tomorrow’s for-real entry because sometimes you just want to jot down a sentence that you never realized existed until it became time to use it. And that sentence is:
\nThis week, my buddy Tom performed acupuncture on a giraffe.<\/p>\n
(The preceding sentence is both 100% true and 100% amazing.)<\/p>\n
That is all. For now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I know, I know. I missed a week. I promised I wouldn’t do that and then I did. Your confidence in me is shot. Deal with it. Life ain’t perfect, kid. Anywho, this is just a brief interlude before tomorrow’s … Continue reading