{"id":127,"date":"2007-05-14T14:23:36","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T18:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/?p=127"},"modified":"2007-05-14T14:23:36","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T18:23:36","slug":"motherfuckinghelpdesk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Motherfuckinghelpdesk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s possible I was just a little short with someone. Could have been nicer, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>But I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>I put in a ticket with our help desk because I didn&#8217;t know how to solve a problem.<\/p>\n<p>When, a week later, the help desk called me back asking for my advice on <em>how to resolve the very issue I entered<\/em>, I kind of became upset. Curt. Pissy.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the mechanic calling you from the shop, &#8220;Well, what do <u>you<\/u> think is wrong with your car?&#8221; I have no idea &#8211; that&#8217;s why I dumped the problem on to you!<\/p>\n<p>I think it was mostly the guy&#8217;s attitude that flipped my lid. Like I was bening unreasonable in not having my own suggestions on how they could solve my issue. Like the real problem is that I just didn&#8217;t want to cooperate.<\/p>\n<p>Nuh uh.<\/p>\n<p>The real problem is that you&#8217;re wasting both our time in this little recursive loop while you could be talking with, you know, the experts who know how to resolve my fucking dilemma.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s possible I was just a little short with someone. Could have been nicer, I suppose. But I don&#8217;t care. I put in a ticket with our help desk because I didn&#8217;t know how to solve a problem. When, a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/?p=127\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nerdhut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}